Puppy Life

I haven't blogged in awhile because not only have I been at a loss for topics but because we got a new puppy.

One thing I have learned is puppies are always cuter when they are someone elses! Sort of like human children.

Jaeger is a 3 month old male GSD. He came to us at 8 weeks full of sweetness. Within one month he has gone from sweet to demonic!

Life has not been the same since the arrival of Jaeger. There are no longer extended sleep ins. My God you can't even get up, grab a cup of coffee and watch the news. It's wake up, run outside, feed dogs and then play play play until puppy crashes out. Only then two hours later can you start your "wake up" ritual. Of course by that time you have other things you need to do so you try to get your errands all done before puppy wakes up.

Did I mention I am still tired at this point? Probably because we wake up at least once a night to take him out. He doesn't want to go back into his crate but play at 3 a.m. So we play for a bit and watch the dreaded infomercials on television, heavy eyed and with a tug in hand.

Jaeger has devised a set of rules in the house that must be followed.

• All socks must have holes in them.


• Cats are for chasing and serve no other purpose.


• Anytime your owners think you did something bad, immediately do something worse!


• Act as if your dying when someone trys to clean out your ears or clip your nails.


• Wanna make mom panic? Let one of your ears fall down.


• RUN when you have something your not suppose to! Mom needs the exercise.


• Spend 30 minutes sniffing outside but poop immediately on the floor when you come in.


• Bite the softest and most delicate parts of human skin.


• Water bowls in the house are for swimming. What else would they be there for?


• If all else fails, look cute. It works every time.